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John McCain, Stop Sniffing Around Our Red Rocks!
By Marv Lincoln | May 20, 2008
Those of us lucky enough to actually live in the high desert paradise called Sedona are, for the most part, a fairly blasé group. Look, we are virtually surrounded by incredible red rock formations. Vortex energy swirls through and around our beings, suffusing us with wisdom and intuitive skills.
Celebrities? Not many have lived here — they would probably be ignored — and many have passed through here, barely noticed amidst a stunning supply of endorphin-triggering beauty.
All of which means that we don’t need ol’ John McCain sniffing around our red rocks — and that includes his super-rich wife and his Secret Service detail.
See, the mainstream media, as lame and careless as ever, have created the fantasy that the addled senator lives in Sedona or somewhere near here. 
The reality is that McCain’s wife Cindy (heiress to a huge beer distribution fortune) and her family own a remote ranch compound in the tiny, bump-in-the-road burg called Page Springs.
Cindy and her kin let John and his buddies pretend that he owns the four-house compound, and even let him invite members of the press for off-the-cuff barbeques and straight-talkin’ conversations.
This compound is about 10 miles from the Western boundary of tiny Sedona. It can be reached only by negotiating one of the worst, most deeply-rutted gravel roads you can imagine. A Hummer would be the vehicle of choice. Or a Humvee. Or, preferably, a Sherman tank.
If the memory-impaired McCain is by some freakish chance elected president of our troubled nation, it would be bad news for most citizens not only of the USA but of the world.
It would be even worse for those of us who live in Sedona. Can you imagine? Tens of thousands of clueless tourists wandering around our small town looking for John McCain’s house. Asking for directions to his humble cabin. Studying their colorful tourist maps looking for Page Springs, which is to Sedona as the Mojave Desert is to the Taj Mahal.
Anxious local real estate agents are praying for a McCain presidency in hope that such a catastrophe would boost sagging property values in Red Rock Country. A guy I know owns about 30 acres which adjoin Cindy McCain’s 10 acres. He is hoping that the aging senator is elected so he can sell his property to the Secret Service. Asking price: only $35 million.
Hopefully, most voters in the U.S. will realize that a vote for McCain is a vote for four more years of Bush — only 
worse, because a lot of damage from the previous eight years urgently needs to be repaired.
For those of us who live in Sedona, the prospect of a President McCain hanging out at a luxury ranch only 10 miles away (the “Western White House”?) is a frightening thought. Fortunately, we have the power of the vortex to keep away evil spirits.
And hopefully, the voting public will see the light and reduce this dangerous being to Citizen McCain.
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Topics: Rants & Raves, Politics |
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